February 2012
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Watchlolsofunny:
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
georgeguven:
aint-no-muggle:
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tugamaggie:
pwnyta:
thatfuckingtableflipper:
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SCREW THIS POEM
O my god I love reading this. XD
LOL I ALMOST GOT IT ALL RIGHT.
I tried but…
This was me the whole time
I got about half way before I just started laughing xD
I definitely just read it aloud
And I definitely only...
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Obviously, I’m a fucking catch.
Submitted by: momochromatic
I WILL ATTRACT ONLY…
UCAS is officially the devil in website form.
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
strike out everything you've done. →
Had Beer
Smoked an entire cigarette
Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini.
...
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I’m officially a member of District 12. May the odds be ever with me at this year’s Hunger Games. What’s your District? http://www.TheCapitol.PN
