December 2011
313 posts
The French word for "Hufflepuff" is just...
rapier-the-rodent:
Poufsouffle.
things will never be the same
Sweet
Mother
Of God
In Hungarian it’s Hugrabug
“‘Now, Harry,’ said Lockhart, ‘when Draco points his wand at you, you do this.’...”
– and then you change the word wand into penis (via fenixorden)
My thoughts o.O
(via addictedtojamesphelps)
I realized that Terry's Chocolate Orange segments...
I’m sexy and I know it
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What your family thinks you're doing when they're... →
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What you’re really doing: Then they get home and you’ve done nothing now you’re like:
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MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a... →
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You mean this doesn’t happen?
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Laura
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: Laurfa
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SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: fg
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
bltsl4:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
When someone offers to carry a bag for me
When my sims sleep in the wrong bed →
imgonnaruletheworldsomeday:
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
Mom- "Well, if you got off the internet and did...
epic-humor:
"I'm gonna get six locks on my door. And then when...
thefunniestpost:
This is so epic.
…this is so legit.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, and the very...