February 2012
102 posts
Zodiac sign of Cancer
My maturity
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via l-o-o-n-y-l-o-v-e-g-o-o-d)
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
Watchlolsofunny:
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
georgeguven:
aint-no-muggle:
gemini-dragon:
tugamaggie:
pwnyta:
thatfuckingtableflipper:
soge-queen:
kandyjc3:
crimsun:
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SCREW THIS POEM
O my god I love reading this. XD
LOL I ALMOST GOT IT ALL RIGHT.
I tried but…
This was me the whole time
I got about half way before I just started laughing xD
I definitely just read it aloud
And I definitely only...
We are more than the parts that form us.: The 1st... →
one-more-miracle-dont-be-dead:
leimaunicorn:
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:
ruggedandadorablyawkward:
reavien:
lilbluestem:
fearsomesheep:
thegifinyourfolder:
Obviously, I’m a fucking catch.
Submitted by: momochromatic
I WILL ATTRACT ONLY…